Now, I see you shake your head and say that I'm confused;
That is not the crime of which our president was accused!
No, Monica Lewinsky,
I mean, Tara Lipinski
Won an Olympic gold medal, an ice skating star!
But Tara Lipinski,
I mean, Monica Lewinsky
Won fame for what she did with the president's cigar!
She smoked it in a most
And told Linda Tripp how she'd been led astray.
Ken Starr, the old
He wanted that stogie;
He wanted to put Mr. Clinton in jail.
But Bill wasn't guilty
Of anything filthy;
He didn't really have sex, 'cause he didn't...